If you want me to save the world, do not call ! I can’t !
Sorry for you but Santa Claus doesn’t exist. Don’t think that you are going to be saved by a superhero. It’s the end, they’re all dead ! Actually, last words of Superman were « aaaaarrrgggh » ! The good news is: you don’t need to use a cumbersome floodlight to contact me. Just use an e-mail ! At least you could improve your image even if the world is going to collapse.